The days just seem to melt away at the moment, so much work and only 37 hours a week to do it in. Then, at home, I either sleep, eat or do some more work. At least I never get bored! I have begun to drink that stuff advertised on the telly, Berrocca (Like you, but on a good day). That only works for me if my good days result in bright yellow wee.................. It's quite noticeable too.
I have come up with a theory about global warming, everyone else has so why not me?
We are constantly being told that there are more old people alive than ever before and soon we over fifties will outnumber the rest. In my experience, once I hit fifty, I have not only suffered from a lot more flatulence but I am less able to control it. Walking around I have little or no ability to close my sphincter at all. Think of all that methane, think of the ozone layer. Old people are causing global warming and we must do something about it now! By sheer coincidence, the movie Thunderpants is doing the rounds on a TV channel. I want every old person in the world to be fitted with a pair of Thunderpants and have collection points all over the planet to feed the gas back into power stations in order to save fossil fuel and the planet.
