Trap them in your handkerchief. Sung to the tune of "Deutschland, Deutschland uber alles".
No sooner did I get back into the swing of this blogging stuff than I collapsed in a quivering heap with the common cold. Great!
I returned to work today to find that one of the young gentlemen in my office had swapped my N and M key caps for a laugh. I eventually spotted something was wrong but it took a while as I was, I now realize, touch typing prior to that moment. I now have to think of a really elegant way of gaining my retribution...............